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Joke of the Day
"What is the most surprised a cow can be?? UDDERLY SURPRISED! (Edit: UTTERLY to UDDERLY)"
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"Gonna get ""na na na na na na na na"" tattooed on my forearm. I'll tell girls it's Hey Jude and I'll tell dudes it's the Batman theme."
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"*Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear* - Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it - No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! - ...please stop Biden my ear"
"I can't stand people who are indirect You know who you are"
"I got a puppy for my daughter... Good swap if you ask me."
"What's the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to sit at the back of the oven"
"What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy? I wuv you watts and watts!"
"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."
"Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!"