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Joke of the Day
"What did Treebeard say when he took a piss? RELEASE THE RIVERRR!!!!!!!"
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"Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world"
"Why do terrorist use Nokia phones? so they can reuse the phone after the explosion"
"What's the difference between a moan and a scream? About 3 inches"
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."
"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"
"Knock, knock Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you knew how to yodel!"
"I was walking down the street the other day when a man threw some cheddar at me... ... I said ""Well, that's mature!"""
"Michel J Fox walks into an ice cream parlor. He orders a large cone with two scoops what flavors does he choose? It doesn't matter he's just going to drop it anyway"
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"