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Joke of the Day

"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."

"Two mods and TheG18 walk into a bar... [dongered]"

"Dick Cheney was found having sex with Sarah Palin in a speedboat. It wasn't the first time he was caught offshore drilling."

"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""

"How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers it's a male; if she answers it's female."

"PARTYING = a simple word describing the physical expression of a state mind in which you're deeply aware of how incredible it is to exist."

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"

"Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a man. Feels great and then you look down and realize you're gay."