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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people only have nightmares? They shot the only one that had a dream."
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"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""
"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."
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"Judging by your selfie, I can't help wonder why your mother didn't try & sell you to a circus when you were younger."
"If you like The Onion, take a look at The Ironic Times"
"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."
"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."