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Joke of the Day
"The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me."
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"What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)"
"I like Gravity... It keeps me down to earth"
"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
"My door bell rang this morning. I didn't even know it had a phone."
"""The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"""
"What did the racist ask Santa for? A white Christmas."
"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"
"Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Circumference"