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Joke of the Day
"I like Gravity... It keeps me down to earth"
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"Watch My lesbian friend gave me a Timex for my birthday. I don't think she understood me correctly when I said I wanna watch."
"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."
"Say what you will about that pilot... ...but at least he died doing what German's love most. Mass murdering innocent people."
"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."
"Free of Charge A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, ""Bartender, how much do I owe you?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, neutron, no charge."""
"What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue"
"Why was the sun wearing sunglasses? So he could creep hard on uranus"
"I had a friend from Ukraine. Now he's from Russia."
"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."