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Joke of the Day
"Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell."
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"And the bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve time travelers here."" A man walks into a bar."
"If Thomas Jefferson was alive today people would scream ""What the hell? You're almost 300 years old!"""
"A man walks into the head office of a click-bait news site... ...what happens next will shock you!!!"
"War Chat What did one militia say to the other militia? I'll siege you later! (Sorry, but I had to post something original, I created an account!)"
"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."
"I forgot to take my wallet out of my pants in the washer. I have committed money laundering."
"Where do Neanderthals shop? Cave-mart."
"The fourth Harry Potter book marked a huge tone shift for the rest of the series. I mean, the fifth book was dead serious."
"How long is a Chinese name Mr. How Long IS a Chinese name,,,,, I'm sure this has been done before, but it's my favorite ""riddle"""