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Joke of the Day

"How many Donald Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they've invented torches."

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"

"If I was speaking a foreign language on Game of Thrones, I'd throw a couple of ""yabba dabba do's"" in there to see if anyone notices."

"Q: What do you call a monster snake that works for the government? A: A civil serpent."

"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."

"Sometimes it seems like Anthony Weiner doesn't even have a sense of Huma."

"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."

"I actually heard this joke in a dream this morning What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet? Precubescent"