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Joke of the Day
"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."
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"""Buy your individuality!"" - Urban Outfitters"
"They're just making up new weather with this 'thunder snow' shit. Next we'll have 'earthquake rain' or 'sunny darkness' or some shit."
"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."
"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"
"Stranger: so what do you do? Me: I'm in seminary S: seminary huh? so you can't get married? M: nah, I can't get married bc of my personality"
"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."
"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."
"How many liberals does it take to defend America? Nobody knows, they've never tried."