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Joke of the Day

"Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs"

"Someone just told me to ""have a blessed day."" What do you even say to someone like that? I just hissed at them."

"Thought about putting a diabetic joke but... Some people think they are insul'in"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care now and I probably won't care later."

"What dairy product is the most revered? Swiss cheese, after all it's the holeist!"

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."

"Why did the ghosts haunt the bar? For the boos."

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."

"The lady at the massage parlor asked if I wanted a happy ending, I said yes and then she proceeded to tell me the plot of Homeward Bound."