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Joke of the Day

"Doctors in Zurich, Switzerland, in a 14-hour operation, successfully separated the conjoined Facebook account of a husband and wife."

"I tried clicking on the 'NEW' tab... It just said 'Nothing to see here'."

"What do vegetarians love to do during sex? Toss some salad."

"What is green and sings? Elvis Parsley"

"What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One's an overblown Nazi gasbag and the other's a dirigible."

"The only thing worse than a woman who's completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body"

"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"

"My parents are so strict.. they yelled at me cause i only got a B on my bloodtest."

"What is the name of the secret society of weavers? I-loom-'n'-I-tie"

"Don't take drugs... for granted."