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Joke of the Day

"Lately I go to the restroom at the movies, but forget where I'm seated then return & just begin a new life in a new seat with a new family."

"If you stand by and watch someone wreck their life, you're part of the problem And yet we all still go to weddings for the open bar"

"I would never get a minivan because I can't even think of 7 people I'd want to be stuck in a vehicle with."

"Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other... When one accuses the other... ""He's the CHEETAH!"" ""What? You're LION!"""

"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Apparently a teen in Brazil died after jerking off 42 times without stopping. So...41 guys...that's the limit."

"What does an Ethiopian eat for breakfast? sand."

"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."