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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"The waitress just asked, ""Still happy over here, guys?"" and I'm not sure how to respond."

"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"

"What dog is the worst at polishing a turd? A poodull"

"I got invited to a potluck orgy... It was first come first serve."

"Donald Trump walks into an elevator... and a gorgeous woman is inside and says, ""When the doors close, I could drop to my knees and blow you."" Trump replies, ""And what's in it for me?"""

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"Need jokes with the same punchline as this. Help! What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."

"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."