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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh."

"LPT: A lot of people cry when they chop onions, the trick is not to form an emotional bond."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You'd think it be the arr but it's actually the sea"

"What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ? Namaste"

"What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"I won the lottery for a million dollars today so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. ... ... I now have $999,999.75"

"I hate how politically correct the world is becoming... No longer am I allowed to say ""black paint."" Now I have to say ""Tyrone can you please paint."""

"My life could benefit from a little more Stranger Danger and a little less Acquaintance Maintenance."

"""So you know how girls have XX chromosomes and guys have XY chromosomes?"" ...Asked the biologist. ""Well I want you to be my Y, cause I'd hate to ask you to be my X."""

"Parenting Tip: Place fake present under tree with unruly child's name on it and when he misbehaves toss it into the burning fireplace"