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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: The ""eye roll"" was created by Eve in the Garden of Eden within 15 min of her first conversation with Adam."

"My boyfriend got pissed because I didn't swallow. Is it my fault I have a nut allergy?"

"What did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them? To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs."

"You know you're getting old when the kids start referring to your savings as their inheritance."

"Religion That is all"

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog... It was a Shih Tzu."

"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"

"Why do Asians have squinty eye balls? Because Atomic Bombs are pretty bright..."

"Just got a cat with a limp Called it Oedipus the needipus."