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Joke of the Day
"Why don't smart girls ever get pregnant? Because they use their head."
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"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."
"I thought this guy on the subway was yawning. Turns out he was just a mute sitting on a tack."
"[Russian Joke] What will the results of the next election be? No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!"
"""STOP apologizing. You're sorry, he gets it, Jesus. You spilled a glass of wine, not fucked his wife."""
"when I heard the news about Nintendo's president... it made my eye-wata"
"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"
"Don't be a vegetarian ! It's a big missteak"
"What's the worst part of being a hooker? Every day is the week is a Moanday."
"My math teacher said I was average. How mean!"