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Joke of the Day
"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"
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"Why don't Jehovah's witnesses celebrate Halloween? They don't appreciate strangers coming up to their door."
"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""
"A son asks his dad: ""Do you remember your first blowjob?"" - The father answers: ""Yes, son!"" The boy asks: ""How did it taste?"""
"What do you call a bird of prey born in the 00's. A millennium falcon."
"Australian Cricket Team"
"I'm allergic to alcohol.... I break out in handcuffs."
"""Well well well."" - Me, answering three questions: 1.) How are you? 2.) What's your favorite adverb? 3.) Where'd you hide grandma?"
"A short joke my GF told me My penis"
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."