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Joke of the Day

"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."

"The white girls were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of Ugg boots danced in their heads."

"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."

"I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles Kinder is due to be released shortly!"

"A german walks into a bar and orders one martini. The bartender asks: ""Dry?"" The German replies ""No, one you dumbass!"""

"On the holidays I got quite drunk and being responsible decided to take a taxi home It's still in my backyard what do you guys think I should do with it?"

"My friend just told me I don't know how to make jokes. That's shit because I once sent ten of my puns to an online contest. No, they didn't make it to the finals... No pun in ten did."

"If I got 1 for everytime a girl called me unattractive I'd be attractive"

"Where do trailer park miscarriages go? Out of the trash and into the garbage"

"Ladies: We leave the toilet seat up because we don't want to touch it any more than you do."