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Joke of the Day

"What do chicks and jobs have in common? They're usually only interest in you if you already have one."

"What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns."

"Survivor would be a cooler show if only one contestant remained alive at the end of the season and that was the prize."

"what do you call a fake noodle? an impasta"

"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."

"After I have sex, I like my women how I like my mailbox outside my house"

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder."

"I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky."

"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"

"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."