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Joke of the Day
"After I have sex, I like my women how I like my mailbox outside my house"
Next Joke
"Poor Susie! Q: Why couldn't Susie ride the swings? A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie!"
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack. Girlfriend came up with it. It was so bad it was good."
"People say that asparagus makes your pee smell but its also true that your pee makes asparagus smell"
"The characters from Dragon Ball Z aren't that super Just saiyan"
"Hey girl is your dad a terrorist cause...oh your dad works for Al-Qaeda? No, wait this is a pickup line. I'm sorry please don't cry."
"Where do poor noodles live? In the spaghetto"
"Stop talking about being sad. Use a bigger word like despondent so people will at least think you're an intelligent cry baby."
"is a cat supposed to shit more than i shit? asking for a cat that shits more than i shit."
"TOO LATE? KNOCK, KNOCK WHO'S THERE? 9/11. 9/11 WHO? WHAT? I THOUGHT WE NEVER FORGOT"