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Joke of the Day
"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."
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"I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""
"The irony of the gay pride flag is that it clashes with everything."
"Water boarding People who have been waterboarded are hipsters, because they got into pouring water on there head, before it before it was, cool..."
"Pirate walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""Is that a napkin on your head?"" Pirate replies "" No, it be a bounty""."
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."
"The titanic is all like... ""I nominate all my passengers for the ice bucket challenge"""
"Man: How did you compromise with your wife? Husband: She came to me on her feet. Man: and what she said? Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything..."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? [NSFW] The rooster says Cock-a-doodle-do, and the hooker says Any cock will do!"
"What do you call a Chameleon that cant change colors? A reptile dysfunction..."