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Joke of the Day

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb and another to hold the penis. ladder! I meant ladder."

"What dictator had the best bureaucracy? Idi Admin."

"How do Latino singers warm up? Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No"

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."

"Smoke detectors, feel free to use that last bit of battery life to continue monitoring fires instead of getting all beepy."

"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."

"So I was having sex the other day"

"Where do pens and pencils go on vacation? Pennsylvania"

"GOOD COP: tell us where ur boss is hiding and we'll let u go BIKE COP: [clenches fist] we woulda caught him if he hadnt climbed those stairs"

"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"