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Joke of the Day
"Why did the satanist become a lawyer? He wanted to be the devil's advocate."
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"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."
"Our sex.. Would be a lot like eating caterpillars, a little awkward at first but totally worth it once butterflies sprayed out my butt. Top this pickup line so I can steal it and use it later."
"What's dirtier then fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring."
"Joke my dad loved What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory? Two test tickles"
"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"TIL why windows skipped a number going from Windows 8.1 to Windows 10 Because 7 8 9"
"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"