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Joke of the Day
"I used to know a guy who had five legs. His pants fitted him like a glove."
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"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."
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"Me: It's not often that a single guy like me gets a home cooked meal. Her: Why don't you get married? Me: I've never been that hungry."
"Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)"
"To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while."
"Hey Girl, u must have gotten your steering wheel in my pants. Cause u are driving me nuts"
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