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Joke of the Day

"To anyone who might want to try homebrewing: Trust me, it's wort your while."

"Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed? He had a staff infection..."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"I keep making jokes about my dads new Thai bride. He's getting pretty sick of them. My dads getting sick of them too."

"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... They've all heard this joke before."

"How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible"

"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."

"We often criticize pedophiles... but they, at least, drive slowly near schools."