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Joke of the Day
"""I like to get off on the right foot."" ""Wow. That's a VERY specific fetish."""
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"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"My wife told me to stop listening to Wonderwall with the volume all the way up And I said MAYYYBEEEE"
"I changed my wifi name to ""14.4k dial up connection"" so no one would bother stealing my signal."
"""Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness"" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore."
"Girl are you a Louis Vuitton store? Because I've never been inside you and probably never will unless I'm rich one day."
"Today, my wife found a pair of her sister's panties in our room. They were in my laundry pile, next to my boxers. Now she's mad, because I told her it was only a brief affair."
"Q:What did The Banana Say To the Vibrator? A:Why the fuck are you shaking, she's going to eat me!"
"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"
"Sometimes I bring maracas to a meeting just to shake things up."