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Joke of the Day

"By tomorrow, no one will remember what happened in trees today"

"Did you hear about the guy who died from eating too many doughnuts? You could say... He went out in a glaze of glory (_) ( _)>- (_)"

"Law enforcement's cracking down on texting while driving, but there's no law against standing up and playing saxophone through your sunroof."

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !"

"Give me your best 'Yo Momma' jokes. Yo momma's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm for different timezones! Yo momma's so fat, she is on BOTH sides of the family! EDIT: Grammar..."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"Your mama's so fat We are all genuinely concerned about her health."

"[Bar] ""What'll you have"" Scotch ""You want it neat"" No thanks *bartender throws some crumbs and hair in my whisky* Thanks"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."