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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Have you guys heard what kind of oil Fort McMurray is into these days? Turmoil"

"Why aren't people from the Westboro Baptist Church archaeologists? Because they are *homo*phobes."

"I need an app on my phone to connect to the douches Bluetooth driving next to me so I can fart in his ear."

"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"

"Why did the cow explode? Because it was a mooooooslim."

"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."

"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at? Unseaworthy"