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Joke of the Day

"Every cloud has a silver lining, except ver. 8.0.1"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"I want to be elected president, learn the truth about aliens, and then resign."

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."

"What one food is known to decrease sex drive in women more than any other? Wedding cake."

"Why should you never get into an argument with a dictionary? Because they'll always have the last word."

"If I had to describe myself in three words... It would be; Tall, dark and unable to follow basic instructions"

"Why is your mother like the universe? They both create gravity waves when they bang."

"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."