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Joke of the Day

"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"

"Best Comebacks If you want my comeback you can scrape it off your mother's teeth (leave more in the comments)"

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"

"My older sister constantly and incorrectly uses the word ""ironic"" to describe situations in her life. It's pretty ironic."

"My girlfriend said I was a pedophile.... I told her ""that's an awful big word for a 9 year old""."

"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."

"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"

"People who say they ""Like to have fun""... No shit?"

"Me: I didn't get the job. Wife: Why not? M: Something about my eyesight. W: What EXACTLY did they say? M: That I needed 'adult supervision'."

"I don't think of women as just nice tits, a sweet ass, a pretty face or any single one of their parts... ... I think of them as a hole."