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Joke of the Day
"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"
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"Why are tennis equipment factories so loud? Because everyone's making a racket."
"I walked into a store today... ...and they were selling explosives disguised as prayer mats. I wasn't one to judge them; after all, they'd said prophets were going through the roof."
"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."
"They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays."
"How do you make a tissue dance? put a little boogie in it"
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"Did you hear the joke about King Midas and King Oedipus? It's pure, motherfucking gold."