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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"

"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"

"I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell The punch line is sooo long. Edit:typo"

"What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna"

"""Hunnnnhgh! Oh Jesus God! Aarrgh! - Carl Faberge, laying one of his famous eggs"

"Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, ""Fuck that knowing my luck, I'd win one!"""

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"What do you call a potato from Colorado? A baked potato"

"Heard about the gay author? His new book will be coming out soon."

"I have information that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest. [deleted]"