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Joke of the Day

"Which side of the plate does the phone go on?"

"A wizard walks into a gay bar... ...And disappears with a poof."

"How are spinach and anal sex alike? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult"

"Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop."

"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."

"Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !"

"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"

"Mom: Joe time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says ""to be taken in water."""

"I saw a guy with down syndrome buying a pair of jeans today. I thought to myself, ""What a greedy bastard, haven't you got enough already?"""

"How can you use a banana as a compass? Place a banana on the Berlin Wall. East is where a bite has been taken out of it. [Source](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Germany_jokes)"