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"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
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"I bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day"
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"ShittyJokeExplainBot walked into a bar. He didn't order anything. Wait for it..."
"What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe? It's the final condom... Ta da da da..."
"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus and wipe out Klingons."
"""NO NO NO NO"" - the guy who invented folding chairs watching a wrestling match"
"I wouldn't say my wife was fat....... .....but she wore a white dress to the cinema last night and they showed the film on her back!"
"What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter!"