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Joke of the Day

"The keys Home-Insert-End-Delete are together on the keyboard. Whoever created the keyboard was a big fan of one night stands."

"What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much? They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)"

"You're all arguing about what color the dress is... While I'm having sex with the girl who took it off."

"Did you hear why the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus shut down? Because the Trump administration is now the greatest show on earth!"

"What do you call a naked old man crawling out of a coal mine? 50 shades of grey's anatomy"

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"

"How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?"

"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."

"Why can't girls play hockey? Their pads can't last three periods"