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Joke of the Day

"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."

"""I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat"" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook."

"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."

"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."

"Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it."

"Have You Ever Taken a Bus? WELL THEY WANT IT BACK!!!!!!"

"If Reddit was a blanket, what type of blanket would it be? One with a high thread count."

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"Did you hear about the family with hereditary diarrhea? They said it runs in their jeans"

"I decided to get a tattoo of a cross Because I want people to know that not only am I religious, but I also lack creativity and am an asshole."