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Joke of the Day
"Rihanna, what did you mean the wind gave you this black eye? No, I said it was Breezy."
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"most recent posts on this sub Knock knock Who's there? /r/jokes /r/jokes who? Hahahahahaha!!!! it's an inside joke"
"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""
"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"
"Me: How much for the selfie stick? Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it."
"How long is a Chinaman?"
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen."
"Whoever said ""It takes two to tango""... Clearly never took Spanish."
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."