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"How long is a Chinaman?"
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"What did the Jamaican say when he lost the smelliest feet contest? DEFEAT STINKS!"
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."
"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"
"""What attracted you to our company?"" Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work"
"""We want people to wake up, but also want to kill themselves."" - Alarm Clock Sound Engineers"
"this subreddit's online users http://puu.sh/lcMkv.png i'm not sure if i'm accurate but is it possible that the current users are online users - the sub users?"
"What do you get when you divide (Sin B) by (Tan B)? You get roofies, cuffs and a sore butthole"
"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""