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Joke of the Day

"I wish the GPS lady would periodically say things like ""Doin' great"" or ""Still going the right way, good job."""

"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"

"If you spin an Chinese man around a hundred times... does he get disoriented?"

"You're so fat, when you sat on an iPod . . . It turned into an ipad. If you don't like my joke, you should really lighten up."

"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."

"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"

"The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? ... The kids have to play inside."

"A family of ducks walks into a church. ""Hi, yes, umm...I hear you have a man who turned his body into bread?"" The father asks timidly."