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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind German? A Not-See"

"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."

"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

"Gene Simmons is giving tongue to a Hamas tunnel. His tongue is so long it comes out at the other end of the tunnel."

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."

"Have you heard about Karma, the new restaurant? There's no menu. You just get what you deserve."

"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""

"I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground."

"Do you know why Turkey couldn't see the solar eclipse? It's been censored there."

"Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes? So you know what shows *not* to watch."