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Joke of the Day
"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"
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"Half the fun of buying your child a piece-of-shit knock off game system is how mad they get when you refer to it as a ""Playstation""."
"Knock knock ""who's there?"" interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease ""interrupting cow with alzheimer's disease who?"" knock knock ""who's there?"" moooooooooo ::silence::"
"My girlfriend and I played footsie at the family table and I climaxed. Turns out it was her grandma. I guess I got off on the wrong foot."
"Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/"
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown them in the main stream."
"What do astronauts wear to bed? Space Jammies!"
"What did Mike Tyson say to the Death Star elevator attendant? ""Sith floor pleaths"""
"What do you call a black man that's just been hit by a bus? An ambulance you racist bastard"