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Joke of the Day

"Why do cats love small spaces? 'cause pussies gotta be tight"

"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."

"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"

"9: The remote isn't working me: Did you smack it? 9: Yep me: Did you push the button down really hard? 9: Yep me: Well I'm out of ideas"

"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."

"It's only an overdose if you're dead."

"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."

"[gym] Trainer: You here to get cut? Me: Uhh no, I'm already circumcised and if that's covered under my membership, I want a reduced bill"

"Jokes Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Nothing says you're in the Christmas spirit quite like searching 'Christmas' on Pornhub."