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Joke of the Day
"What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger"
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"You know what I've noticed a lot of posts about recently? The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon."
"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
"Do a little dance, make a little love, pay child support."
"My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop eating Pasta Now I'm feeling cannelloni"
"Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!"
"If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back?"
"Life is too complicated in the morning."
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"Server friend was complaining about her pay at local restaurant Server friend was complaining about her job at local restaurant. So I say, ""Don't worry. Good things come those who wait."""