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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a beautiful woman having sex with a comedian? Pretty fucking funny."
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"Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use? It must have fallen through a crack."
"With Fifty Shades of Grey that came out today, cinemas should serve ketchup... ...for all the fish fingers"
"It takes many nails to build a crib... ...but only one screw to fill it."
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