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Joke of the Day

"I almost had to go the hospital today because a stranger threw a can of Pepsi at me... I'm just glad it was a soft drink. Otherwise, I would have had to get surgery."

"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"

"What's yellow and can't swim A bus full of children"

"My girlfriend broke up with me after I said she's half the person I am... I weigh 240 pounds, not sure why she got so mad."

"I like my jokes on r/jokes like my daily routine... Repeated daily"

"What makes a talker become a stalker? The s."

"how is my dick like a diamond? its the hardest substance on earth, it can't be crushed, and every girl dreams of having it."

"Knock knock? Who's there? ...It's Johnny, grandma... A single tear rolled down the boys face. Alzheimers was taking its hold on her."

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"