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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
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"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
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"My son walked in on me and my wife ""wrestling"" on the bed. We call it ""wrestling"" because he can't pronounce jiu-jitsu."
"The Biggest Joke Ever Team Fortress 2 competitive matchmaking."
"A farmer was being haunted by the ghost of a chicken. It was a poultry-geist."
"I heard Christians only count 1 through 9. I wonder what happens if they say 10?"
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