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Joke of the Day

"Why are vaginas vertical and not horizontally aligned with the body ? They would smack while walking."

"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."

"I found a ten dollar bill on the ground once and thought, ""This is as good as it's ever going to get. Buy some relish."""

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."

"Potatoes are just poor defenseless vodka fetuses. Remeber that the next time you eat a french fry or hash browns, you monsters."

"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"

"Who stole the golden necklace? Was it a High Elf, a Nord or a Khajiit? The Khajiit."

"Buddy of mine asked what will happen if Trump got elected... I replied, ""There will be hell toupee"""

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"