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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ? Burglars don't knock !"
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"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."
"Those luxury car ads with a sexy couple zigzagging through the hills should really end with the passenger puking on the side of the road."
"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"
"What do gay people call each other on? Homophones."
"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"How do you make an archaeologist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."
"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"
"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."