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Joke of the Day

"You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it..."

"Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives? He will stop at nothing to avoid them"

"How do you excite an idiot? I'll tell you later."

"How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Its already lit, fam."

"My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries."

"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"

"My 4 year old is a comedian and loves jokes.. this is her favorite one... Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he wasn't peeling very well."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"I'm 82 and I have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel. But it takes up too much room in my freezer... any suggestions?"

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"