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"TIL... Tomorrow I learned that Steve Buscemi was a volunteer firefighter on Sep...."
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"I recently bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Dad : Did you hear about the kidnapping at school ? Son : No, what happened ? Dad : It is ok he woke up."
"Mommy, why am I getting my Christmas presents in august? ""Because it's cheaper than chemo"""
"My girlfriend can be really loud during sex... I don't know why. She knows no one is coming to help"
"My mom said if I get ten thousand upvotes she will tuck me in Come on. She really wants a daughter."
"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? His Fresh Prints"
"my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy."
"Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."