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Joke of the Day

"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"

"If you were looking for a joke about pee... urine luck."

"Hey! You got your chatroulette in my peanut butter."

"Joke. What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat? ......Claude!"

"Someone was told me that they were an actor. I told them I wanted coconut milk in my chai latte."

"Sometimes I stand in the shower for 10 minutes before I remember what I'm supposed to be doing. So, yes your secrets are safe with me."

"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture."

"In a way, I'm happy that Brexit happened. Now I don't need to correct people when they refer to the UK as England."

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."