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Joke of the Day
"A Russian walks into an alchohal rehab facility... Wait...what?"
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"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"
"My wife has been really cold to me lately. Ever since she passed away."
"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "
"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."
"What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? A PALM TREE!!!"
"To avoid another embarrassing moment like when I was stood up on prom night, I always keep at least 1 penguin around."
"I wonder if poor kids in Africa dream of a white christmas? Like spending time with your whole family, getting tons of Xboxes and play stations. Heaping servings of food, etc."
"A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs. The Customs official says ""Have you got anything to declare?"" He thinks a second and he says ""It's a nice-a day!"""
"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."