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Joke of the Day

"If they can make crunchy peanut butter, surely they can make crunchy butter."

"You should skydive without a parachute. It's a once in a lifetime experience."

"What did one lesbian vampire say the other? See ya next month ;)"

"I'd be able to find affordable glasses... In an eye deal world."

"There's a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work"

"Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me."

"Whisper ""whey protein"" into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you"

"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."

"When an 8 falls over it's an infinity til it gets up."

"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."